February 2012
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“caroline you’re beautiful”
“you’re lovely”
“you’re wonderful”
“*insert variety of witty comments here*”
that’s it i’m done i’m tapping out this kid’s a lying playa
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i’m talking to a boy and he’s being like REALLY nice to me and i don’t know how to handle it but i’m pretty sure he’s lying
actually i’m almost positive he’s lying and no one else believes me wah
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Watch
The Many Mispronunciation’s of Sofia Vergara’s ‘Gloria’
christophertraeger replied to your post: What’s your necklace of?
soon 2 b moose
a) what’s a christopher traeger
b) can i just give you your vinyl when we hang out this summer because i can’t find a box for a vinyl and i threw away the one amazon gave me
Anonymous asked: What's your necklace of?
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just accidentally closed a word document with my latest song on it
and forgot to save
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parents just don’t understand that rock and roll takes time
i have a super sore throat but i stayed out late so now my mom’s not going to believe me and i still have to go to school
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imagine if mapcrunch could be played irl
veggieburgerwithbacon:
consultingalchemist:
libraryghost:
there would just be thousands of us
wandering around in the woods
on mountains
crying
it actually can be played in real life
its called “going outside”
No wonder I never go outside.
i don’t feel like i say this enough but i appreciate beth lindly and so should you
if none of you ever hear from me again
it’s because these 3 essays killed me
a) made battle of the bands!!!
b) still have 3 essays to write before i go to bed
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my school banned leggings as pants
moonythemarauder:
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
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whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
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p0syhawthorne:
fun fact:
caroline shows up not once, but twice in my angel tag alongside scarlett johansson and aziz anzari
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I touched John Green's crotch.
fishingboatproceeds:
sorethroatchampion:
It felt mushy. If he sees this post it will be really awkward. Hopefully he’s too busy right now to be reading through posts he’s tagged in. *I should stress that it was an accident. He was stage diving. I was trying to hold him up. Hands ended up places.
I remember you.
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augustetheconsultingmeddler:
A version of...
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we’re out at a restaurant and my dad was yelling at cami to order quesadillas and now she’s in trouble for not obeying
but she wasn’t disobeying she just wanted nachos
so i went to film a movie project today
and i found out a) that i have to kiss a boy and b) that boy’s name is clay wood
which is funny ‘cause like
is it clay or is it wood i don’t know
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Interviewer: Which has more wire-work, Spidey or The Social Network?
Andrew Garfield: What’s funny is in that scene where I smash the computer, I had my hands attached to a wire because I got so tired. I had a whole rigging team with wires lifting my hands like puppeteers.
Interviewer: Wait, what?
Andrew Garfield: Also I was too lazy to walk, so they put wires on my toes and heels when I needed to walk backwards. There was a scene where I flew, which I’m sure will be on the DVDs. I’m so mad at Mark, I flew at him in a rage.
Interviewer: Oh you’re joking. Damn your dry British wit. You had me. You’re a good actor.
Andrew Garfield: Yeah, I’m good on the phone.
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